I’m Snow Happy Eggnog and Rum Cupcakes

I’m Snow Happy Rum and Eggnog Cupcakes: A smooth, rich eggnog cupcake with a splash of dark rum to give it depth, filled with divine white chocolate ganache, frosted with eggnog and rum butter cream, and topped with a delicate white chocolate snowflake.

Mood: Just picture yourself curled up on the couch with your coziest blanket, a hot mug of tea in your hand, warmed by a crackling fire, watching the snow fall gently out the window and carpet the ground with a soft white blanket which softens the harshness and nakedness of winter, transforming it into a magical winter wonderland. That is what this cupcake tastes like, the bliss and utter contentment you can only find watching the snow fall on a cold winter night.

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Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Man if it snowed cupcakes, that’d be the tastiest winter ever. I’d be ok with that.

I LOVE winter. Absolutely love it. I might even say I have an unhealthy emotional attachment to snow. Even though February 2015 has been one of the coldest Februaries experienced in a long time in Southern Ontario, I’m not ready for winter to be over and am quite saddened by the melting snow and above-freezing temperatures that are coming this week. I mean, really, we only got 2 months of actually good proper winter and it’s already starting to warm up! 2 months out of the year! How am I supposed to wait a whole 10 months for it to come around again?

I think I need to move further north…

I understand that most other people don’t share my enthusiasm for winter but I do not care! I will frolic about in the snow like a young filly in a grassy meadow and I will never not love winter. The instant the first snow fall of the year dusts the ground, my heart soars with yearning anticipation for the cold harsh beauty of winter to finally settle in our corner of the world yet again.

Also, you can see why climate change distresses me. You thought I was an environmentally conscious person- ha! I fooled you! I only care about my favourite season. Though so far it seems to have brought us some extreme cold weather, in general an average warming of the planet is the absolutely last thing I want. Who cares about saving the planet, I want to save winter! Somehow I doubt that many people would join the cause if I phrased it that way…

“Ok Ok we get it Emily! You’re a crazy person who loves winter. Enough already.” Fine sorry guys I could go on about my love for winter forever. The point is, to me, snow makes me so unbelievably happy that of course I was going to make a happy cupcake that was snow/winter themed. Obviously I thought the rum and eggnog went well as rum and eggnog is a holiday drink, and around Christmas time most people still feel positively about snow as winter is still in its infancy. So even if you’re not a crazy winter person like me you can still feel happy about snow and the holidays. And if you also hate Christmas and winter and eggnog and think these cupcakes are ridiculous, not my problem! Make your own damn happy summer cupcakes. I hope you choke on them (not really please don’t die I’m sure you’re a lovely person).

I made this cupcake specifically for the office Christmas potluck; yes, definitely trying to impress the co-workers. (And it worked- they loved them by the way. How could you not they were delicious!). And also why they’re gluten free- it would just be cruel of me to make these amazing cupcakes that could not be enjoyed by all of my co-workers!

Enough chitchat already- let’s start baking!

Instructions: 

Preheat the oven to 350 F. Line your cupcake pan with 18 paper liners (to go with the theme I recommend a pale blue or white. I used white).

Make the ganache- take a half cup of whipping cream and bring it to a boil in a small saucepan. Then pour it over the cup of white chocolate chips, let set for a minute, and stir together until smooth. Refrigerate until needed.

In a bowl, combine 1 1/3 cups flour (gluten free or regular), 1/4 teaspoon baking powder, 1/2 teaspoon baking soda, and 1/2 teaspoon salt. I know that there are tricks to gluten free baking that are fancy, but I just substituted 1 for 1 and they were delicious anyway sooo if you want to be all fancy with your gluten free baking you go figure that out. I thought it worked out satisfactorily.

In another bowl, mix together with an electric mixer the 1/4 cup of dark rum, 1 cup of eggnog, 1/4 cup vegetable oil, 1 tablespoon apple cider vinegar, 1 teaspoon of vanilla, and 1 cup of white sugar. The original recipe says that rum is optional, but I do not. Don’t be a pansy and just put the liquor in- and feel free to use the “shot for me, shot for the cupcakes” method, generally makes baking more fun. It is essential to deliciousness.

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Rum and eggnog, a match made in heaven. You can imagine what happened with the leftover eggnog and rum… yup. #noregrets

Add the dry ingredients and beat until incorporated. Divide among the muffin cups and bake for 22-24 minutes. Woo. If you’re doing gluten free, they probably won’t puff up as nicely as normal gluteny cupcakes. Just be aware of that- that’s why mine look kind of flat!

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Slightly flat but still hella tasty!

While the cupcakes are baking, make the snowflakes. Melt 1/2 cup of white chocolate on the stove. If you’re feeling lucky and are generally an attentive person, do it right in a stove pot. Otherwise make a double boiler type setup to be safe and not burn chocolate. I mess up melting chocolate all the time because I am too lazy to double boiler. Don’t be me. If you screw up or need more chocolate, melt more.

Then take wax paper (or if you’re fancy like me a nonstick silicone baking mat) and spread it out on the table. Put the icing into either an icing bag with a super small tip or a plastic bag in which you can cut a very small hole. Then pipe out the shape of a snowflake! I tend to make mine like little asterisks (*). Do a lot, including some extra, as you will likely break some by accident like myself, and not all of them will come out as you hope. Stick them in the fridge and let set.

Now prep the icing. Take your 1/2 cup of softened butter and whip it up in a mixer until nice and fluffy. Add the 1/2 teaspoon of rum and vanilla and 1.5 tablespoon of eggnog and blend well. Gradually add 3 3/4 cup of powdered sugar until well incorporated. Tasted the icing because it is unreasonably delicious. Feel free to add more rum/vanilla/eggnog if you feel like it could use more flavour, but I feel like the icing should be a more subtle eggnog flavour than the cupcake, which is where it’s at.

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Mmmm frosting. So great.

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Into the icing bag it goes- I always like to use a cup to hold open the bag, works well.

Now fill the cupcakes by cutting the cones out of the top, putting in a dollop of ganache, and putting the cone back on (again, detailed instructions can be found in my Going Banana’s Cupcake Recipe).

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Filled with the nectar of the gods- white chocolate. Mmmmm yes.

Pipe on the icing in a nice delicate swirl. Take your snowflakes out of the fridge and carefully (VERY CAREFULLY) peel them off of the wax paper/silicone mat, and stick them onto your cupcakes! And there you have it folks. Once you try one of these cupckes you’ll be “snow happy” I guarantee it!*

*Disclaimer* I don’t actually guarantee it I do not know your baking skills. You could have totally screwed them up and that is not my fault. My cupcakes were awesome. So I suppose I should say if you do it correctly and then eat them you will be “snow happy.” But probably not if you screw everything up. Sorry kids.

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Tell me these aren’t happy cupcakes! They’re just sitting there all happy and snowy and wonderful. Winter in edible form.

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*happy sigh*

Ingredients (Makes 18 cupcakes)

Cupcakes

  • 1 1/3 cup flour (either gluten free or all purpose)
  • 1/4 tsp. baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/4 cup dark rum (mandatory)
  • 1 cup eggnog
  • 1/4 cup vegetable oil
  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
  • 1 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 1 cup white sugar

Icing

  • 1/2 cup room temperature butter (1 stick/8 tablespoons)
  • 1/2 tsp. rum
  • 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 1.5 tbsp. eggnog
  • pinch of nutmeg
  • 3 3/4 cup powdered sugar

Ganache

  • 1/2 cup whipping cream
  • 1 cup white chocolate

Snowflakes

  • 1/2-1 cup white chocolate (depending on your snowflake making skill)

Brief Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 350F and line cupcake pans with 18 cupcake liners, preferably white or light blue.

Make the ganache by bringing 1/2 cup of whipping cream to a boil. Right when it starts boiling pour it over the 1 cup of white chocolate. Let sit for a minute then stir together. Put in fridge to cool.

In a medium bowl, mix 1 1/3 cup flour, 1/4 tsp. baking soda, 1/2 tsp. baking powder and 1/2 tsp. salt.  In a mixer, blend together 1/4 cup dark rum, 1 cup eggnog, 1/4 cup vegetable oil, 1 tbsp. apple cider vinegar, 1 tsp vanilla extract, and 1 cup white sugar. Add the dry ingredients.

Pour into cupcake liners and bake for 22-24 minutes; cool.

While the cupcakes are baking, prepare the snowflakes by melting 1/2 cup of white chocolate. Put the white chocolate into a piping bag with a very small tip or put in a ziplock bag and cut a tiny hole out of the tip. Pipe snowflakes onto a piece of wax paper and make lots of extra! Place in the fridge to cool.

Prep the icing: whip up the 1/2 cup of butter. Add the 1/2 tsp of rum, 1/2 tsp vanilla, pinch nutmeg, and 1 1/2 tbsp. eggnog. Then gradually add 3 3/4 cup of powdered sugar until well incorporated.

When the cupcakes are cool, cut out cones in the top, fill with chocolate ganache, and put the cone back on. Then pipe on the icing, carefully peel the snowflakes from the paper, and set on top!

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Feeling the Lemon Squeeze Cupcakes (Gluten Free)

Feeling the Lemon Squeeze Cupcakes: A tart, lemon cupcake with lemon curd filling, topped with meringue icing and a candied lemon on top.

Mood: Are you stressed beyond belief? Do you feel like life is squeezing you to a pulp? Then this cupcake is for you!

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As I read in my employee manual when I started my new job, it’s customary for people to bring in office treats on their birthday. And wouldn’t you know, 1 month into my job, it was my birthday! What better an opportunity to show off my mad baking skills to my new co-workers?

But of course I needed to go all out and make these cupcakes to die for. I mean, you only get 1 chance to make a baking first impression after all. I though briefly about making my “Blood Red Velvet” cupcakes, but then decided that might leave a rather… strange impression. Instead, I decided to try my stressed lemon meringue cupcakes.

Unfortunately, by the time I got the cupcakes to the office, the meringue had wilted a bit. So they were slightly less impressive looking than I had hoped. Still, there’s always the Christmas party, a chance to get back into my game! I will conquer all and win the baker of the office award yet! (That award doesn’t actually exist, but if it did I WOULD WIN).

I think I need to take my baking ego down a notch.

Anyway, here you go. Feeling the Lemon Squeeze cupcakes.

Instructions:

First you wanna get started on those candied lemons. Cause they take for ever. Prepare an ice bath (a bowl full of ice and water). Slice a lemon into thin slices (you’ll need at least 6 but can probably get more than that out of a lemon). Pick out the seeds.

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Tart for now, these lemons will soon be super sweet with sugar!

Then bring a saucepan of water to a boil. Take it off of the heat, add lemon slices, and stir for a bout a minute. Drain the water and put the lemon slices into the ice water.

Bring 1 cup of sugar and 1 cup of water to boil in a medium skillet or pan. Dissolve the sugar, and when it boils reduce heat to medium low. Add the lemon slices so they are in single layer.

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I didn’t quite achieve the single layer thing. But it worked.

Simmer until the rinds are translucent, so for about an hour. When they’re done set them on parchment paper and let stand. Once they are cool, cut them into halves or quarters, depending if your cupcakes are mini or not. Mine were mini so I did quarters, but if you have normal sized cupcakes halves will probably do.

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Candied lemons! So fun. Making the inedible edible since 1991.

While you are letting those lemons become candy, it’s time to work on the cupcakes themselves. Step number 1 as always: preheat the oven to 350 F. Zest 3-4 lemons. (Yes I know we’re using a crap ton of lemons. They’re lemon cupcakes. Get over it).

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I use this tiny grater. It works wonderfully. A steak knife will also do in a pinch.

Then, whisk together 5/8 cup of milk and 3 3/4 teaspoons lemon juice. Add the 1/4 cup vegetable oil, 2 egg whites, zest of 2 lemons (s0 2/3 of the zest that you zested earlier, you’re saving the rest for the curd), and 1 1/2 teaspoons of vanilla extract.

In another separate bowl, combine the 1 1/8 cup gluten free baking flour (I made them gluten free because one of my co-workers is of the gluten free variety. Tasted good either way. You can use regular flour and it’ll still work out fine), 3/4 cup white sugar, 2 teaspoons baking powder, and 1/4 teaspoon salt.

Add them together and mix it up. Woot. I didn’t take pictures of these steps because you probably know what cupcake batter looks like. If not google it. Seriously.

Spoon the batter into baking cups. I used mini baking cups because I thought people might not want a whole cupcake (people can be weird like that). You can make full sized if you want. Whatever floats your boat.

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In the oooooovveeeeeen! Baking it up.

Bake for 15-18 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.

Alright now time for the lemon curd. While your cupcakes are baking, combine 4 egg yolks (save the egg whites for the frosting), zest of 1 lemon (leave 1 tsp for the frosting), 1/3 cup lemon juice (freshly squeezed if possible. Use the lemons you zested), and 1/2 cup sugar.

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My super cool lemon juicer i got at the thrift store! Love thrift stores.

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Yep! That’s the curd.

Cook over medium heat until the mixture is thick enough to coat a spoon, or about 12 minutes. Add the pinch of salt and 5 Tablespoons of butter (the butter should be added in chunks) and stir until smooth. Cover with plastic wrap, pushing the film down so it lies on the surface of the curd, and put it in the fridge for at least an hour.

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Ready to go in the fridge!

Now in case you haven’t noticed, by this time I had quite a lot going on- cupcakes in the oven, lemons candying on the stove, and curd cooking. Was that enough? NO! I also had to rehydrate my chickpeas. I am maybe a crazy person. Well really I’m a hummus addict who really really needed to make a new batch of hummus.

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Just in case I didn’t have enough stove elements going on at the same time. I had to simmer these suckers.

The last portion- the meringue frosting! Oh meringue. How I loathe you. Slightly. It just is not the easiest thing to make.

So fashion yourself a double boiler. I just sat two pots on top of each other, put some water in the bottom one, and made it boil. Basically you want some water boiling below a pan. Make it happen.

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This is my pro double boiler set up. SO pro.

Whisk the 4 egg whites, 2/3 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon lemon juice, 1 teaspoon lemon zest, pinch cream of tartar, and a pinch of salt in the top pan. Continue whisking until the mixture is hot to the touch and the sugar dissolves (1-2 mins).

Then put it in a stand mixer (or a bowl that you can use with a hand mixer.

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Oh stand mixer, how I love thee. Let me count the ways. I remember the days I had to whip up egg whites by hand… not fun.

Beat on medium high speed until meringue is cool and holds a stiff peak. Now for some reason mine never quite reached the stiff peak stage, it kinda just stayed as a soft peak. So sad. Still worked though, just didn’t stay as stiff as I would have liked. Maybe add more cream of tartar? Still delicious!

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That was about as stiff as mine got.

ASSEMBLY TIME! Hopefully your cupcakes are done baking by now. Take the cupcakes and cut a small cone out of the top of each (if you’re confused, see some of my previous posts where I explain this method in detail). Fill the hole with lemon curd and put the top back on.

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Why do you fill me up, butter cup baby (yes, a flower song pun)

Pipe the frosting on top. I used one of those round bits because I thought it would work better with meringue. It did. Yum.

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So shiny! If only they had stayed this stiff 12 hours later… :/

Then place a wedge of candied lemon on top and you my friend have just made your own “Feeling the Lemon Squeeze” cupcakes!

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All done! 🙂

Fun story: After I was done my cupcakes, I still had a decent amount of meringue left over. So I thought, why not try to make meringue cookies? They’re tasty! I knew you either baked meringue super hot for a quick time or super long at a lower temperature, and being too lazy to look it up, turned the oven to 425 F. I put the meringue blobs in, and 10 mins later the outsides were crispy and the insides were super gooey. They then deflated completely into flat discs. Such a fail.

Moral of this story: Always double check your instincts against the internet. Always.

Also if you have left over lemon curd, you can make lemon bars. Delicious.

Ingredients (makes 24 mini cupcakes or 12 regular sized)

Cupcakes

  • 5/8 cup milk
  • 3 3/4 teaspoons lemon juice
  • 1/4 cup vegetable oil
  • 2 egg whites
  • 2 lemons, zested
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 1/8 cup gluten free flour
  • 3/4 cup white sugar
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt

Icing

  • 4 large egg whites
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • 1 teaspoon lemon juice
  • 1 teaspoon lemon zest
  • pinch of cream of tartar
  • pinch of salt

Lemon Curd

  • 4 large egg yolks
  • zest of 1 lemon
  • 1/3 cup lemon juice
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • pinch of salt
  • 5 Tablespoons butter, cut into chunks

Candied Lemons:

  • 1 lemon
  • 1 cup sugar

Brief Instructions:

First you wanna get started on those candied lemons. Prepare an ice bath (a bowl full of ice and water). Then, slice a lemon into thin slices (you’ll need at least 6 but can probably get more than that out of a lemon). Pick out the seeds.

Bring a saucepan of water to a boil. Take it off of the heat, add lemon slices, and stir for a bout a minute. Then drain the water and put the lemon slices into the ice water.

Bring 1 cup of sugar and 1 cup of water to boil in a medium skillet or pan. Dissolve the sugar, and when it boils reduce heat to medium low. Add the lemon slices so they are in single layer.

Simmer until the rinds are translucent, so for about an hour. When they’re done set them on parchment paper and let stand. Once they are cool, cut them into halves or quarters, depending if your cupcakes are mini or not. Mine were mini so I did quarters, but if you have normal sized cupcakes halves will probably do.

Next the cupcakes. Preheat the oven to 350 F. Zest 3-4 lemons. Then, whisk together 5/8 cup of milk and 3 3/4 teaspoons lemon juice. Ddd the 1/4 cup vegetable oil, 2 egg whites, zest of 2 lemons (s0 2/3 of the zest that you zested earlier, you’re saving the rest for the curd), and 1 1/2 teaspoons of vanilla extract.

In another separate bowl, combine the 1 1/8 cup gluten free baking flour, 3/4 cup white sugar, 2 teaspoons baking powder, and 1/4 teaspoon salt. Add them together and mix it up.

Spoon the batter into baking cups. 12 if regular cupcakes, 24 if mini.

Bake for 15-18 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.

Lemon curd time- While your cupcakes are baking, combine 4 egg yolks (save the egg whites for the frosting), zest of 1 lemon (leave 1 tsp for the frosting), 1/3 cup lemon juice (freshly squeezed if possible. Use the lemons you zested), and 1/2 cup sugar.

Cook over medium heat until the mixture is thick enough to coat a spoon, or about 12 minutes. Add the pinch of salt and 5 Tablespoons of butter (the butter should be added in chunks) and stir until smooth. Cover with plastic wrap, pushing the film down so it lies on the surface of the curd, and put it in the fridge for at least an hour.

The last portion- the meringue frosting! Fashion yourself a double boiler. Whisk the 4 egg whites, 2/3 cup sugar, 1 teaspoon lemon juice, 1 teaspoon lemon zest, pinch cream of tartar, and a pinch of salt in the top pan. Continue whisking until the mixture is hot to the touch and the sugar dissolves (1-2 mins).

Then put it in a stand mixer (or a bowl that you can use with a hand mixer. Beat on medium high speed until meringue is cool and holds a stiff peak.

Assembly! Take the cupcakes and cut a small cone out of the top of each. Fill the hole with lemon curd and put the top back on. Pipe the frosting on top. Then place a wedge of candied lemon on top and enjoy!

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Sweetly Surprised Cupcakes

Sweetly Surprised Cupcakes: A rich, dark chocolate cupcake filled with colourful M&Ms, topped with refreshing mint icing and chocolate drizzle.

Mood:  This cupcake is for the mood when you’re feeling spontaneous, and want to explore the new and unexpected. Tired of the conventional, you’re ready to be pleasantly surprised!

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Cupcakes that look ordinary (and delicious) enough, but little do you know they are not what they seem! Appearing to the naked eye as chocolate cupcakes with vanilla icing, as you bite in you realize the frosting is not vanilla, or even white chocolate- it is mint! As you ponder this new flavour in your mouth, M&M’s spill out from the bite mark, for they are filling the inside! Yes, this is the cupcake version… of a Piñata.

I should make these for Cinco de Mayo.

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But no, these cupcakes came about as I was preparing to visit my brother in Michigan for Canadian Thanksgiving. Yes, I do realize they do not celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving in Michigan, but it coincides with Columbus day so that meant that my brother, my parents, and I all had the Monday off and could convene for some family time! How lovely. Well, it just so  happens that Canadian Thanksgiving is shortly after my brother’s birthday, and what better birthday gift than to surprise him with surprise cupcakes!

So, when my brother said he’d be out of the house Saturday night and I’d have to entertain myself, I knew what I had to do. I had to bake him cupcakes while he was out as a surprise! And surprise him I did. With seriously delicious cupcakes.

Instructions: 

Now, I made this a bit differently because I had to mix the ingredients prior to traveling via Greyhound to Michigan. I mixed the wet together, mixed the dry together, and put them in separate baggies, to be assembled in America.

First, mix together 1/4 cup of room temperature butter with 1 cup of white sugar.

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Butter and sugar. The key to everything delicious.

Melt 2 ounces of dark chocolate either in the microwave or on the stove (you can use semisweet if you prefer. Depends on your preference). Then mix in the 2 eggs and 2 egg yolks, one at a time until combined. Lastly, add the 1/2 cup vegetable oil, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, and 1/3 cup plain Greek yogurt (I used Greek yogurt because I had some. Original recipe calls for sour cream. Use whatever is in your fridge).

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And brown chocolate sludge. Awesome.

In a separate bowl, mix together 1 cup flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt, 1/2 teaspoon baking soda, and 1/2 cup cocoa powder. At this point, I put them both into bags.

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Whoever invented ziplock bags is my hero. Seriously. Love this person.

To transport these ingredients to Michigan, I used this handy dandy lunchbox that has built in ice pack walls! Kept the butter hard the entire 10 hour trip. No food spoilage here!

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The awesome lunchbox of awesome. I feel like Packit should be giving me money for this endorsement.

When you are ready to combine the wet and the dry, alternate, adding the dry ingredients to the wet in 3 additions, mixing until just combined. Then mix in the 1/2 cup of water.

Pour the batter into 12 cupcake wells, lined with papers.Bake at 350 for approximately 18 minutes. Take them out, let them cool on wire racks and voila! Deliciousness.

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Baaakkkiiinnnngggg time

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Looking good already.

Now for the deceivingly plain looking icing that is actually minty! So fun. Take 1 stick of room temperature butter and whip it with a mixer until nice and fluffy. Mix in 3 cups of powdered sugar. Add 2 Tablespoons of heavy cream and 1/4 teaspoon of mint extract. Check the consistency- if it’s not stiff enough, add more powdered sugar.

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Look at this mint extract. Is it not the most legit bottle you have ever seen? So classy.

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My batch of icing ready to go!

I then loaded up my icing in an icing bag and threw it in another plastic bag. Wet, dry, and icing, all ready to come into action once I reached my destination.

Now assembly. As per all my filled cupcakes, you must cut a cone out of the middle. Then, cut off the tip of the cone so that you just have a thin slice of cupcake to cover the hole back up. The cut off tips you can just eat, and you will want to because they are hella tasty.

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A hole in a cupcake? Emily you’ve never done that before!! /sarcasm

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Just cut off the tip!

Then you fill the hole with M&Ms! I wish I had found mini M&M’s but I couldn’t find any in the Canadian grocery stores (you sucks Zehrs). So we had to settle with large M&M’s. Which were fine, but for this purpose I think mini would have worked better. If you’re American or can find them in your Canadian grocery store then get mini. Also mint M&M’s would also be fun, and coordinate with the flavour of the icing. How fancy. Put the cap back on and you’re ready to ice!

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I see you hiding in there M&Ms!

Pipe on that icing like with normal cupcakes. Then, melt a bit of chocolate, put it in a plastic bag, cut off the tiniest hole in the tip of the bag, and add some of that chocolate drizzle that everyone loves.

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You think they look good now? Wait for it…

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BOOM! Drizzled.

And you are done! Now go surprise some people with your awesome baking skills and deliciously fun cupcakes 🙂

Now I know you see these pictures and probably think wow, Emily must be the best baker ever. Although this is probably true, I though I should show you some of my… mistakes. To reassure you that I am human and yes, it’s totally fine if you have a few flops. Everyone does. Just only photograph the pretty ones.

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Someone cut the drizzle hole too big… That’s just… not very pretty.

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And a large glob of chocolate decimated the side of this cupcake. Like a landslide.

There, you see? I am also human. So don’t be afraid to screw up! Close your eyes and the screw ups usually taste just as good!

Ingredients: Makes 12 cupcakes

Cupcakes:

  • 1/4 cup unsalted butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 ounces dark chocolate (or whatever kind of chocolate you love)
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 large egg yolks
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1/3 cup plain Greek yogurt
  • 1 cup flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 1/2 cup cocoa powder
  • 1/2 cup room temperature water

Icing

  • 1 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 3-4 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 tablespoons heavy whipping cream
  • 1/4 teaspoon mint extract

Filling

  • 1-1.5 cups M&M’s (preferably mini, though any kind will do. Or heck throw in Skittles if you’re a crazy person)

Drizzle (optional)

  • 1/4 cup of semisweet chocolate chips

Short Instructions:

Preheat the oven to 350. In a medium mixing bowl, beat together the 1/4 cup butter with 1 cup sugar until it resembles sand. Then, melt 2 ounces of  chocolate and add it in. Add the 2 eggs and 2 egg yolks one at a time, mixing until combined. Add 1/2 cup of vegetable oil, 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract, and 1/3 cup plain Greek yogurt.

In another bown combine 1 cup flour, 1/2 teaspoon salt,  1/2 teaspoon baking soda, and 1/2 cup cocoa powder. Add to the wet ingredients, 1/3 at a time. Lastly add the 1/2 cup of room temperature water and combine.

Bake for approximately 18 minutes. Remove from muffin wells and let cool on a wire rack.

To make the icing, whip up 1 cup of butter with a beater. Mix in 3 cups of powdered sugar. Add 2 tablespoons of heavy whipping cream and 1/4 teaspoon of peppermint extract. Mix well.

Cut a cone in the middle of each cupcake (see photos for instructions). Cut off the tip of the cone so that you have a think cap to place overtop the hole. Fill the hole with M&M’s. Place the lid on. Ice the cupcakes with the mint icing. Melt 1/4 cup of semisweet chocolate chips and put in a ziplock bag. Cut a tiny, tiny hole in the corner of the bag and drizzle on top of your cupcakes.

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Darker Than Your Soul Chocolate Cupcakes

Darker Than Your Soul Chocolate Cupcakes- Dark chocolate cupcake with dark chocolate ganache centre, dark chocolate icing, and a dark chocolate covered coffee bean on top.

Mood: For when you just want to curl up in a ball, cry, and shove a ton of chocolate into your face because you’re having a rough time and your soul feels lifeless and dead.
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Ah yes. The cupcake that started it all, the original inspiration for the “Eat My Feelings” line of cupcakes (see explanation here). A super rich dark chocolate cupcake for a depressed, glum, my life sucks kinda mood. This was the first mood inspired cupcake I came up with, and so obviously it had to be one of the first ones I whipped up!

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I was inspired to create this cupcake because, quite frankly, the last few months of my life have kinda sucky. Let’s just say graduating university, breaking up with boyfriend of over a year, being unemployed, and looking for a job for months kind of make for a not so fun time. And in some of my darker moments I could have used a cupcake like this! Don’t worry though, now I’m in a much better place :). Doesn’t mean I can’t make a mean cupcake though!

With dark chocolate cake, dark chocolate icing that is dyed black, a chocolate filled centre, and a chocolate coated coffee bean to give it some umpf, how can you go wrong? I don’t know about you, but when I am down in the dumps, I need an inordinate amount of chocolate to cheer me up, and I think these cupcakes do just the trick! Next time life throws you a curve ball, drown your sorrows in this dark, delectable ball of dark chocolate bliss.

Instructions:

So let’s start at the beginning, shall we? (Note: The recipe makes 12 cupcakes, but the pictures are of a half batch. That is why there are only six cupcakes. All ingredient amounts are for a full batch of 12.)

Make the ganache. Take the 1/4 cup of heavy cream and bring it to a boil on the stove. As soon as it starts boiling, pour it over your 3/8 cup of chocolate chips. You can use semi-sweet or dark, whatever your fancy. To be true to the cupcake’s mood, it probably should be dark chocolate, but if you want a bit sweeter filling made with semi-sweet chips then that’s up to you! Wait a minute, then stir until smooth. Let cool for 2 hours at room temperature.

Preheat oven to 350. For the cupcakes, melt 2 oz. of dark chocolate with 1/2 cup of butter. I find chopping the chocolate up in pieces helps it melt faster- just nuke it in the microwave for 30 seconds at a time, stirring in between, until it’s melted. If that scares you, you can also do it over a stove top or a double boiler- just use low heat.

Get out two bowls. In the smaller one, combine 1/2 cup cocoa powder, 3/4 cup flour, 1/2 t. baking soda, 3/4 t. baking powder, and 1/4 t. salt. Mix well. In the larger bowl combine the 2 egg,s 1/2 cup sugar, 1/4 cup brown sugar, and 1/4 t. vanilla extract (when I did it this time I accidentally added the sugar to the dry ingredients. Oops. Still came out ok.)

Now add it all together- alternate between adding the dry mix and 1/2 cup buttermilk (or regular milk with 1/2 T. of vinegar as a substitute), starting and ending with the dry mix.

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Tell me that batter doesn’t look like liquidy chocolate heaven. Yum!

Divide between the 12 lined muffin cups and pop them in the oven for 18 minutes or until a toothpick/knife comes out clean.

Ideally I would have black cupcake liners to go with the cupcake mood, but alas, my local Zehrs does not in fact carry black cupcake liners. I suppose most people don’t want black, depressing cupcake papers, they’d rather have that pastel crap. All the more reason the world needs my cupcakes! These look pretty cool though.

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Aren’t they pretty? I’m such a sucker for black and white.

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Party in the oven!

Next, take them out and let them cool.

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While they’re cooling, mix up the frosting. Take 6 T. of room temperature butter and whip it up with a mixer until light and fluffy. Then take the 2 3/4 cup of confectioner’s sugar and 2/3 cup of cocoa powder and sift it to get rid of lumps. I don’t usually sift my stuff, but today I felt fancy. If you don’t the world will not end.

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This is my “sifting station.” I should have used a bigger bowl. I made quite a mess.

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Look at all that sifted goodness! No lumps here.

Then slowly add the heavy cream, vanilla, and dry mix to the butter, alternating wet and dry. Voila, delicious chocolate icing! Then, to make it black, mix in some food colouring. I started out with a bunch of blue, then added some green and pink to make it turn black.

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Yeaaa it’s definitely dark grey. But we can pretend it’s black.

Well, a really dark grey- it’s hard to make something pitch black. Maybe someday I’ll get my hands on black food colouring. Until then dark grey will do. Use gel food colouring, not liquid, because it’s more concentrated and won’t alter the consistency as much.

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These are the food colourings I use, little colour pots I got in a cake decorating kit. Yes, they are incredibly messy.

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Yes, I am the messiest human alive. Do not make these the day before a job interview unless you want to explain the blue splotches on your hand.

If all you have is liquid, just add it and then add more sugar to make up for the extra liquid until it reaches the right consistency. Hopefully the taste won’t be altered too much.

Once the cupcakes are cool, fill them with ganache using the cone method (if you need help, check out my instructions in the Going Bananas recipe.) Then pipe the black icing on top.

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Almost done! Yes, I do realize that the black icing applied with the round tip looks a bit like a pile of poo, but that’s because life can be shitty. Deeper meanings people.

For a finishing touch, plop a little dark chocolate covered coffee bean on top. And you’re done! Time to indulge 🙂

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So good. Just. So good.

Ingredients (makes 12 cupcakes)

Cake batter:

  • 1/2 cup unsalted butter
  • 2 ounces dark chocolate
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 3/4 cup flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
  • 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 2 eggs, room temperature
  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/4 cup brown sugar
  • 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup buttermilk (or 1/2 cup regular milk + 1/2 tablespoon white vinegar)

Frosting:

  • 2 3/4 cup confectioner’s sugar
  • 2/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 6 tablespoons unsalted butter at room temperature
  • 6 tablespoons heavy cream
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Chocolate ganache

  • 1/4 cup heavy whipping cream
  • 3/8 cup (3 oz) dark chocolate

12 dark chocolate coated coffee beans for garnish (optional)

Brief Instructions: 

First make the ganache by boiling the 6 T. heavy cream. When boiled, pour over the 3/8 cup of dark chocolate, let sit for a minute, and then stir. Let cool for 2 hours at room temperature.

Preheat oven to 350. Melt 1/2 cup of butter with 2 ounces of dark chocolate, mix together. Set aside.

Get out 2 bowls. Mix the dry ingredients in the smaller bowl- 3/4 cup flour, 1/2 t. baking soda, 3/4 t. baking powder, and 1/4 t. salt. In the other bowl, combine 2 eggs, 1/2 cup granulated sugar, 1/4 cup brown sugar, and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. Then mix all together, alternating between adding dry mix and 1/2 cup of buttermilk until all combined. Pour into muffin cups, and bake for 18 minutes/until a toothpick comes out clean.

For the icing- whip up the 6 T. butter. Sift the 2 3/4 cups powdered sugar and 2/3 cocoa powder, then add slowly to the butter, alternating with 6 T heavy cream and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Once well combined, add some blue, green, and red gel food colouring until you achieve a dark grey/black colour.

Once cupcakes are cool, cut out a cone from the center and fill the hole with ganache. Replace the cone on the cupcake and pipe on icing. Add a coffee bean for garnish. And you’re doneskis!


Recipe adapted from Sally’s Baking Addiction.